University of Pennsylvania is transitioning back

Apparently, withdrawing federal funding is the best form of conversion therapy. The University of Pennsylvania will join the ranks of colleges with administrators that aren't mentally ill and will no longer allow previously-penis-wielding individuals (you and I refer to them as men) to compete against women in women's sports. Unfortunately, it took four years for this institution of higher learning to figure out that non-birthing people tend to have an advantage in sports.

So what does this mean for Lia Thomas? Probably smaller speaking fees at the Democratic National Convention and Nike shareholders meeting. It also means that he will be stripped of his medals. Hopefully there's no more stripping after this (this is the University of Pennsylvania so you never know) as there is only so much the world can take. If Lia is lucky, he can set up an appointment with John Bobbit's doctor to get his parts reattached and can reclaim his spot as a low tier men's swimmer. If he insists on swimming, he will need to be much more careful when he shaves.

Of course, we need to give kudos to the University of Pennsylvania Women's Swim team. They suffered vile insults and taunts from the left all in the name of fair play. And the irony is that much of this came from purported feminists. The same people who had previously fought for women's rights were no longer able to tell you what woman is leading to a messy battle that should have never occurred.

This is a woman swimming. This caption is necessary for a sad 20% of the population.

Hopefully, this sad period of history that happened between 2020-2024 (cue Dion DiMucci) is finally put to rest. Like tie dye shirts, mullets, and baggy jeans, hopefully those who inserted pronouns in their emails will see it as bad style and move on. Their response when seeing men play against girls will be "That's nuts!" and they'll turn make their complaints known. The final hope is that girls and women around the country can have a fair competition against each other without attention-seeking, member-cutting males showing up to ruin their sports and take their glory.